“Remember when we said this was a podcast without judgement? We fucking lied.”
In which we interrogate Sissel to find out all about her sizzling past and scintillating future. Listen to this quickie to learn more about this wild woman!
Quickie Questions
1. If you were to have sex with food items, which food items would you like to incorporate into your sex life?
But in her heart of hearts Sissel would like to emotionally fuck bread… If it’s incorporating a food into sex, she wants something that can be licked off her.
2. Describe your ideal date?
An all day date with making food, watching tv, and as much sex as possible.
3. Tell us a bit about your threesome?
It was short term incredibly healthy relationship. She found them on Bumble, and was mostly attracted to the girl. Was very nervous about meeting them, but from the start they were both some excited to have Sissel there, in a very open and interested way. She had never been in a relationship with a guy who was so honest about his interest in her, and she assumes it was because they were so secure in their relationship that being vulnerable about their interest in her wouldn’t be a problem.
It was a bit of rocky start. It was fun but the girl at one point tapped out so Sissel wasn’t that interested in sticking around (she was mostly there for the girl anyways). They all had sex, for a short while… and only Sissel orgasmed… but she always orgasms!
They went on a second date… This time the girl had food poisoning… Sissel started to wonder if she wasn’t interested…
But they went on a third date! They sexted before, sent some noods… And this time it was great!
In summary, it was weirdly the healthiest relationship she’d ever been in, because everyone was open about what they wanted, they were communicating really well before, during, and after! But she didn’t love them as people so while the sex was fun, she didn’t see it working out long term. Would do again!
But also… She got chlamydia! 🙁
Which was also a very healthy open experience! They were very upfront about it and super communicative, and she got tested and treated, and had a fun night in a bar with Gina and Kelly telling them all about it.
4. What’s the ultimate role play fantasy?
With a woman: A roleplay scenario where the woman is more experienced and somewhat in power in the scenario, really shows Sissel the ropes.
With a man: A taboo sexual encounter? Somewhere she shouldn’t be with someone she shouldn’t be with? Or maybe historical? A bodice ripper? Maybe someone in a kilt? Maybe just Jaime from Outlander…
5. Ultimate Fictional Dibs!
This is hard…. She wants someone funny and not brooding and annoying… maybe Piz?
We’ll come back to this later in the quickie…
6. Where’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex?
(But first a fun fact: Marsupials have forked penises… you’re welcome!)
Her parents’ car? A parents’ house bathroom? They really aren’t that weird… Maybe under weird circumstances?
One day she’d like to fuck in an office. Or outside… (Spoiler, since the recording of this episode she’s now done one of these…)
7. What makes you feel sexy?
Driving a manual car in heels! A little bit of a sexy spy fantasy!
In general dressing sexy and wearing the right makeup does a lot for feeling sexy.
7a. Have you ever masturbated while driving?
She has… it’s bad don’t do this… DON’T DO THIS!!!!! All the other Throbbers think it’s very bad…. This quickie just got heated… And not in a good way!
According to Jezebel… It’s not uncommon.
8. Name the best tv sex scene? Your fantasy?
Well there’s this show Bitten…
So back to your dibs…
Amazing at sex + Chandler Bing? Maybe? She can’t think of the perfect one so she’ll settle for Jamie from Outlander…
Thank You For Listening!
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